Dr Mux, the well known eccentric scientist, has long been a resident of the Town Hall. Now he has decided to try and provide a useful service. Bring him your mystery items and he'll have a go at identifying them. Being a careful man he will only venture an opinion on things he knows something about, but there are some interesting tidbits of information ...

Linger Grolls have been out of production for many years now, but I didn't want people to miss out on their seasonal Linger treats, so here's a Linger Snowman in the same style.
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A one time only offer begins today, specially for Kuak! Until the 15th of January Paid accounts are $15 for a year, rather than $20! This special discount applies to all accounts purchased or renewed during this period. Have you always wanted a paid account but not been able to afford it? Now is your chance! Are you groaning under the weight of your alternate accounts? Renew them now!
It's the 14th day of December, and that means it's time for Icefall all across Grophland. Grophs are out knocking icicles from the rooftops, eating Linger cookies, wearing red, and exchanging gifts. As ever your beloved Mayor Amadeus is handing out a gift a day in the Town Hall so don't forget to come on every day and get your special item. (First one pictured below)
In addition this year you can all get in on the act! Pick up an Icefall Giver from the container shop and you can place your own choice of items on your Lookup for anyone who passes by to take. Giving is the spirit of Icefall, so join in! Finally Alice the Sage has added a Winter Forest Hood to go with the warm Winter Forest Robe she already sells.
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Grophlanders have noticed the continued lack of snow this year, as the winter continues fine and clear for day after day. The few flurries of snow in the last week have hardly been enough to bring the icicles and snow covered rooftops normally associated with Icefall. Although young Grophs are unhappy, farmers and sailors are happy at the continued good weather.
Picking out the cream of winter's popular fiction in Grophland, we present the December bestsellers.
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Kuak and Kala are almost upon us, and it's time to get your trees up and decorated! Kuak trees are now for sale, and you can find decorations all around Grophland. Check Texolan and Aquaria for some particularly fine ornaments.

Starting today we are auctioning on Ebay the right to create a brand new Special Groph type on Grophland. If you win you will get to pick every aspect of the new special, how it looks, how it breeds, how it gets turned into a special. We'll also give you a fully upgraded paid account to house your new creation.
See this thread for more details.
If you visit the Town Hall you can now see the items Amadeus has given away in years gone by
Ladies and Gentlegrophs, Boys and Girls, it is time for a huge step ... to change the hair for Land Grophs! We have been using the same artwork for the last 7 years now, and I've always been too afraid to change it, but that time is no longer! We have new hair, and we are introducing it now! First though, a comparison. Here is some current hair ...
Here is the new equivalent ...

We (the staff) think it looks a whole lot better, and we hope you agree! In case you don't please visit the Wig Store and purchase a Classic Wig, which will force your Groph to use the old style hair and not the new. Now enjoy!
The Mountain Monks have a little problem. The Serene Master has got stuck in the tower meditating again. Maybe you could go and gently wake him up?

If you do disturb him he might reward you with one of these new items.
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Well most users have seen this now, since we've been running a trial for most of the past week, but for the unobservant or confused, Grophland now has a chat feature!
You can find the chat in the bottom right hand corner of the screen. Simply click the Chat tab to open it and it will stay open on each new page (unless you change this in your preferences). Click the tab again to close it. At the moment the Chat is a single global channel for all users, though we will look into 1 to 1 chats in the future.

Thanks to our tireless artists contributors, here are some new and elegant items suitable for a Winter Ball.
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The Features forum is already open for Kuak and Kala submissions, but it's now open for Facial Hair and Makup as well. Enjoy!
Also it seems I forgot to actually have the Guild forums show up on the forum list for anyone but me! Oops! They show there now.
So I've added a new theme, Rust. It's a little darker and more gritty than the ones we've had before, but very close to the original theme. Why? Because if people think it's suitable it might even become the new default theme. So take a look and leave some feedback in the General forum.

This is a grab bag of updates, hopefully with something for all the collectors out there. And yes, I know the moth is technically already released, but it was never announced, so there.
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Good news for those who use Stained Glass (most of you) and like the Forest, the forest finally has it's own stained glass background! Even if you don't use stained glass you should notice that all of the characters in the Forest have had their images updated. It's not a big change in most cases, but they should look a little sharper and smoother for all of you. For example the Archer ...


Today we are pleased to announce the introduction of Rateable battles, Single Player Pit battles against monsters of your Rank that can actually raise your combat stats and give other rewards! Unlike normal single player battles, which leave no injuries and offer no prizes, rateable battles are designed to be tougher, and more worth doing.
For full details see the explanatory thread in the Combat forum, and look out for the Rateable logo on Pit opponents.
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The year is a-turning and the Harvest and Halloween festivals have passed, so the features forum is being given over to Kuak and Kala, our next major festivities. You can still submit item redraws though, if that's your thing.
We've been asked for more lower level Pit opponents, so here we are. The Dark Cervere hails from the deep forests of the Jungle Island. A nimble and vicious predator more than capable of devouring a novice Groph warrior!
