Of course, the new wife would have to put up with the string of children who come visting, be prepared to travel around the world and worship at Amadeus's purple tail!
Other news:-
David, the Ruler of Groph land seems to be absent at the moment. This reporter can report that a small human child has him enslaved! This situation will last until the New Year, when the human child will be returned to the mundane world of Eng-a-land and more items will be added.
Earlier today it was thought that some news was breaking ... but more recently it was discovered that there was not ... sorry
In further news about the developing 'No News' story, there was still no news.
In a shocking development there was no news today!