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Saturday Dec 31 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (posted 16:08)

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF GROPHLAND!!!

Let us hope 2006 will be even better than 2005, and for all those who lost someone dear let us hope the New Year brings New Hope.

Wednesday Dec 28 2005

Amadeus is looking for a wife! (posted 9:45)

BREAKING NEWS:- Amadeus, Mayor of Grophland has been rummoured to be looking for a Wifie to share his life with. Its rumoured that the handsome, and strong Groph has become lonely and wants a lovely lady to share his wealth, his title and cook and clean around his massive house!

Of course, the new wife would have to put up with the string of children who come visting, be prepared to travel around the world and worship at Amadeus's purple tail!

Other news:-

David, the Ruler of Groph land seems to be absent at the moment. This reporter can report that a small human child has him enslaved! This situation will last until the New Year, when the human child will be returned to the mundane world of Eng-a-land and more items will be added.

Tuesday Dec 27 2005

News? (posted 15:14)

To determine the truth of the 'No New News' news, Grophland News sent our best reporters out into the field to uncover the story. They returned (dispirited) to report that the rumours were true and there is, indeed. no new news. Furthermore, in a surprise development, our reporters have all retired to the country to become florists and Booboo-farmers.

No More News (posted 13:20)

Earlier today it was thought that some news was breaking ... but more recently it was discovered that there was not ... sorry

More News (posted 10:25)

In further news about the developing 'No News' story, there was still no news.