Appologies for today's downtime. The server admins changed some settings that I had changed earlier in the week causing the site to stop working.
There are continuing severe problems with the server, which keeps causing massive periods of total slowdown. The support staff at our hosting company appear to be off for Christmas, or unresponsive, so we will have to wait until they can offer some help.
Okay, Grophland is back up, after a number of changes ... hopefully it may run a little better now?
Grophland is now running PHP5, please let us know any errors.
Grophland is down at the moment due to server issues. It appears that a configuration change on the server may have caused the extreme slowness seen recently, but we may not be able to change it back until the tech support is back online.
We hope to be back online very soon, but the site may continue to run very slowly.
This enchanted one shot item will disable all reflex items in a battle. Put away those Acid, Fire and Ice Shields, it's time for combat old-school style!
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Your un-hatched eggs have now been removed from the main groph page, and have been put on an egg listing page, along with their hatching times. The displays and links at the top of the Groph page, Egg Page, Bottle Page, Stats page and Breeding stats page have now all been standardised as well.
Yes Happy Kala Day to all! The New Year is here! Here's hopeing that 1107 will be even better than 1106
A very happy Kuak Day to every Grophland user! Have a look at your Grophgold, every active user has had a 5000gg windfall present! Hope you like it!
A new article has been added to the Grophlopedia telling the story of the Winter Festival, Kala and Kuak day.
To celebrate the winter festival Mayor Amadeus has set up a free Winter Giveaway in the Town hall. Each and every day between now and the 25th there will be a different free item to collect. What's more each of these items is unique, it will never be available again!
Yes, at last there are three new pools for paid members! Of course you will need the second $5 pool upgrade to get them, but finally there are as many pool spaces as nest spaces available.



Two new items have been added to the Grophland store on Cafepress, these are nice spiral-bound journals with pictures of Grophtown and the main island on the fronts. Get them today for only $10 each, in time for Christmas!
A Grophlopedia Article on the Unsolved Mysteries of Grophland was added today.
The features forum is now open for Winter Festival items. We will only be taking the best three items, so get drawing!
A whole slew of new items have been added today, all contributions picked by Victoria and Amadeus. Most of these items can be found in the brand new "Amadeus' Gift Shop" which has just opened in the Town Hall. Be warned, however, the shop is only open to paid members of Grophland.
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The Forest Sage seems to have a new mystery tablet for people to help her solve. This one is a real challenge, she has no idea what it says.
This new Acid Shield was actually released yesterday, but there were a few bugs to iron out.
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Yes, new wizard items. Actually six recipies were added today.
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Grophland has a brand new front page today! The front page has been totally redesigned, and we have added a whole lot of introductory pages to tell potential new users all about the wonder that is Grophland! We hope you like it.
A new rule has been added telling people to type properly! Check your spelling! Check your grammar! Check for typos! Check that what you are about to post makes sense! We know that not everyone spells well, we know that not everyone has English as a first language, but we do ask you to try.
You can see this rule as A.1.1.7 and C.1.11